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Title: Zombies on a Plane
Genre: Action, Indie
Shangri-La Game Studios Ltd
Release Date: 25 Mar, 2016
Move over "Snakes on a Plane"...
This is the epic action zombie blaster that takes place on an empty airplane. You and endless hordes of undead ridiculous looking assets will glitch and awkwardly maneuver about in a war of comic utter failure! Fight inside the plane! Fight on top of plane! Even take control of the plane! Weeeeee!
See my First Play and Review video here:
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I think the developers behind this game have been studying the same "How To Make A Steam Game And Get Rich in 30 Days" training courses as the infamous Digital Homicide developers behind the Slaughtering Grounds. And all their hard work shows when you play this masterful game... masterfully awful! Awful controls, Morbid awful mechanics, and God awful physics make this game qualify for one of the best ways to waste your money this year!
You'll swear this game is a joke. Like you'll be hoping that at anytime as you awkwardly fumble around with this catastrophe and fight horrid controls that a screen will pop up and say "Just Kidding!" and then start an actual decent game... But no! This is real people. This is really a game that's asking nearly $20, and that's just for the base game! They already have add on content available on launch day that will serve only to increase the amount of refund dollars Steam has to issue for as long as this game is available here.
You can choose which ridiculous hero you want to control from three when you first start the game should you choose to battle the zombies. Imagine the Slaughtering Grounds in (or on top of) a plane speeding through the air. But this game has an added perk in which you can also choose from the main menu to control the plane to either try and shake off zombies as you fly.. or just fly in a free fly mode admiring all the puffy clouds popping in the sky instantly like popcorn all around you! Yay!
While this game is slightly better then the Slaughtering Grounds I compared it to, this game looks like something Digital Homicide would release. Knowing this is the first product by Shangri-La Game Studios offers some level of hope. This is their start, right? Everybody has to start "somewhere", and they can only improve from here! While I gave this game an 8% score, I look at these developers with confidence and hope that their next game scores at least a 20%. I know it's a lot to hope for, but I believe dammit! :-). I had hopes for this game, but is unplayable, runs like crap, look awfull, and its not really fun.. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING ZOMBIE GAMES ON THIS MOTHER\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING STEAM! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO REFUND THIS GODAMN GAME!. Zombies on a Plane is about... well zombies on a plane. It's two games in one, a hoarde survival and a plane flying game. The higher you score in survival, the more weapons you unlock. In survival, you'll fight wave after wave of zombies (that I guess parachute their way in) some that can be destroyed quite easily, others that take loads of damage and some that even after they have not legs, arms, or head can still damage you! Then there are those pesky buggers that clip through the floor and some are even dogs! Yes folks, who knows how they are getting onboard, but who cares, they're after you!
The flying mode is quirky, yet hillarious at the same time. You are now in control of the plane and must shake off those pesky zombies from destroying parts of your plane. This is quite simple to do, fly it into the ocean! There are 3 skins of planes to choose from as well so you can enjoy crashing all of them.
The animations are bad, it runs at a solid 60 frames per second, there's no lag, the graphics are sub-par. It's stupid, it's ugly, there's nothing to do, and it's overpriced by $15. Recomened only for those that have an absolute fetish for Z-Rated games, (Z-rated, below B-Movie standards, far below.). ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING ZOMBIE GAMES ON THIS MOTHER\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING STEAM! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO REFUND THIS GODAMN GAME!. Game is funny. Rate 10 out of 10. I had hopes for this game, but is unplayable, runs like crap, look awfull, and its not really fun.. Not worth $19. Fully developed game or not. It's an Arcade shooter that has the playability of a few attempts, then you're bored. I'm just glad i can't get ripped off anymore with Steam refunds available.. You know how some games are enjoyable and good? This is not one of them.. I cant even play it and ive just bought a new laptop
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