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Arrested man tells police he’s travelled back in time from 2048 to warn of alien invasion

Bryant Johnson could be the human race’s best bet for survival in the face of alien invasion but police have arrested him for being a drunkard. Johnson told police in Casper he had travelled back in time from 2048 to warn people about an alien invasion.

Police were called to an address in Casper, Wyoming, and found Bryant Johnson trying to convince people to leave town because of the impending alien invasion. He also demanded to see the town’s president. In a plot twist worthy of time travel masterpiece 12 Monkeys Johnson complained his time travelling had gone awry as he meant to turn up in 2018 not 2017.

KTWO Radio reported police officers noticed he had bloodshot eyes, slurred and smelt of alcohol. Instead of using his expertise in repelling alien invasions Wyoming Police arrested him for public intoxication. Bryant’s Facebook profile has an alien theme, his profile picture was changed to that of an alien head back in July.

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